THE BOOK SELLER
I paused before I rang again and waited patiently outside the apartment.
It took a good two minutes before the door slowly opened; obviously the person
behind was being cautious not wanting to be surprised by an unwelcome guest. Of
course the danger of any intruder barging in was out of the question as she
stood safe behind a grilled door, an additional reinforcement to keep away
pests of a different kind. The look she gave me made me feel that I did belong
to the second variety. The opened door did allow the aroma of ‘Sambhar rice’
reach my nostrils and for a moment I forgot the purpose for which I had come;
the blistering sun outside, my aching limbs and the rumblings in my stomach had
already made me groggy.
The lady of the house, she had to be that for she stared at me with such
authority and with a trace of contempt while wiping her hands on a towel slung
over her shoulder.
“Yes, who are you and what do you want?” She asked.
“Madam, if you can spare me two minutes of your time I will be grateful”
I replied.
“Well man you have already interrupted me in the middle of my cooking.
Are you a salesman? If it is Maggie noodles since you want just two minutes of
my time, I am not interested. No one in this house likes them anyway.”
“Madam, I am sorry you misunderstood me. I am not a salesman and I do
not sell noodles. I am here to talk about a book” I said trying to sound
important,
“Oh books! Please I am not interested in any of your encyclopaedias or
children books. You see our children have grown up and moved away and only I
and my husband live here. We have no need for books”.
“I think this book would interest you and your husband, just have a look
at it” I persisted thrusting a copy of my book through the grilled door.
She looked at the cover without reaching for the book and for a moment
looked surprised. “That’s you on the cover. You wrote the book?”
“Yes Madam, I am the author. The book talks about the life of an
ordinary man, his dreams, beliefs, aspirations and the transformations that
take place in his life during the process of aging. I think your husband will
definitely like the book.”
“So you are here to sell me your book, isn’t that your main intention?”
she asked.
“In a way yes” I said sheepishly.
“So you are a Salesman after all, you sell books” she said with a smile.
“Yes Madam, by that definition I am a Bookseller. Why don’t you ask your
husband to browse through it? I shall leave a copy with you and come back
tomorrow. You can buy if you like the book.”
She took the book in her hand and flipped through the pages and in the end
said “I am just an ordinary man? What a funny name for a book. I don’t think
that we need this book. Ordinary eh! My husband is already that – Ordinary.”
With that she handed back the book to me through the grilled door.
When I got my book published I never thought that I would at last have
to resort to climbing stairs, knocking on doors to be met with cold stares,
scour the streets in search of gullible victims, learn to take ‘no’ for an answer
and ultimately come back with my inventory more or less intact. May be I misunderstood
my friend when he said that I needed to raise the sales pitch, I started
climbing stairs.
Ever since I started blogging I found that I have turned into some sort
of Nostradamus while trying to understand the travails of aspiring authors. In the
process all that I had written about the number of likes far exceeding the
number of books has come to pass. The initial euphoria accompanying the
announcement of the launch of my debut novel has at last waned and all the
congratulations and best wishes have now been confined to the recesses my
Facebook store.
But it has been an awakening of sorts. The author cannot expect that
everyone he knows be it a friend or a relation would ultimately purchase the
book, though every one of them in their heart of hearts is genuinely happy for
you. The author is in a hurry and the reader is not for he has his own affairs
to attend to. I do not exclude myself for though an author, I am also a reader.
But one thing is sure that the writer who is in the process of testing
the waters is an Author, Publisher and above all a Bookseller and believe me
that the last role is proving to be most difficult.
2 comments:
Very apt narration of a newbie self-published author!
- Kishor Kulkarni
Well written. I look forward to more such light-hearted posts from you and probably a book of that category in due course.
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